Monday, April 16, 2012

April 16th, 2012

"Where in the Bible does it say, 'And on the third day he busted ass and sweat like a mother-fucker'?"

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

April 4th, 2012

"Green, Rough Rubber.  Sounds like a condom."

"I'd shoot my wife for $10,000.  Can you imagine the new wife I could buy for $10,000?"