April 16th, 2012

"Where in the Bible does it say, 'And on the third day he busted ass and sweat like a mother-fucker'?"

April 4th, 2012

"Green, Rough Rubber.  Sounds like a condom."

"I'd shoot my wife for $10,000.  Can you imagine the new wife I could buy for $10,000?"

March 23rd, 2012

"Someone's been snuffing my wipe."

"… and so she'll be crammed up my dick hole."

A Bit About Me

I work in a male dominated field, in a male dominated place of work, in a male dominated work cell within this place of work.  I am a girl.  Luckily for the men I work with (who are a great bunch of guys), I am pretty easy going and am not easily offended.

Unluckily for the men I work with, I decided I had to share some of their more stunning anecdotes with the rest of the world.

No names or specifics will ever be used here, simply to protect the questionably innocent.

:D